this is a lot of work to go to just to sleep with a handsome physician

 the fact that the menu music is literally Ezio's Family does not help the fact that it feels like they were going for Ezio Lite. not sure how I feel about it.

 there is a place in this game called Snake Temple. so named, presumably, for the kilometer long snake skeleton fossil just casually draped across the entire temple.

I am Afraid.

 yeah more of this. this is just how it be for now.

I like daggers, spears, and staffs. so I can either attack at range, or attack in rapid succession.

I don't mind the sea travel.

I adore Barnabas.

I had a 'oh!' moment when Herodotus showed up.

what I don't like is the game's tendency to freeze, make a loud stuttering noise, and crash every so often. it's not great.

also if it tells me that another mission is available one moRE FUCKING TIME--

 wait so if he's going to find his honor is he at least going to tell stentor he's leaving
is he going to tell stentor anything
if this guy abandons ANOTHER kid then next time i'm not hesitating, i'm just throwing the asshole off the nearest cliff

 so I walked up that cliff fully expecting to kill him, and then...I didn't. and I think that was actually more emotional than if I had killed him. I mean I've been sort of snickering at the game this whole time for being a bit overwrought, but confronting the Wolf for answers made me feel a feel.

 
hmmmm

yep, yeah, makes sense

 *knifes some poor jackass in the kidney, kills and skins his dog, and steals all his shit*

a family game

 like, I get that I'm bad at this game, but that's why I'm playing it on easy. because I'm bad at it. so, considering I'm playing it on easy, I feel like Hyrkanos shouldn't be impossible to kill? and yet I've died like eight times trying to kill him. I thought it was just a matter of me needing to level up, but the game rubber bands his leveling, so he's always a level higher than me. and I get that he's pyrophobic and I need to set him on fire, but he doesn't actually walk down to the area where all the braziers are except for once a blue moon, which makes it a tiny bit difficult to shoot him with a flaming arrow. and I don't want to confront him up by the temple again, because that just results in me getting dog-piled by every other soldier with him, who are all also persistently a level higher than me. I'm getting legit annoyed by now.

 'Leap of Faith

Falling causes damage, but is never fatal.'

 

...*slowly looks at Ezio* why couldn't you do that